Once again, it’s Monday. Of course. I swear, it feels like it doesn’t matter what we do these days — Monday is always here to spread its Monday-ness all over the place. Gross. But I guess that’s what soap is for, huh? While we all scrub down and exfoliate this Monday off of us, at least we’ve got these 39 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:

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1. That’s Shakespeare, right?

2. Undo send. Undo send!

3. I guess becoming a detective is in the terms and conditions.

4. How much would it cost to walk to the warehouse myself?

5. If they hadn’t blurred his face, he would’ve been a doxxschund.

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6. Well, at least tell me how it looks?

7. Is it illegal to ponder while you’re at work now?

8. Appreciate the compliment, I guess.

9. Nobody wants this.

10. You gotta get a separate business line, my man.

11. Humans should have built-in pockets, and I will die on this hill.

12. Perhaps put the “baby on board” sticker on the windshield as a reminder to yourself.

13. It’s…protein?

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14. “Delivered to receptionist” = a stranger with their hand out.

15. There are actually all types of storage solutions for nails. You don’t have to keep them in your foot, you know.

16. You gotta mix up the friend you’re texting, at least.

17. Noted.

18. Well, at least he stacks easily now.

19. Time to move some furniture to this exact spot!

20. Does insurance cover the phone disappearing into the ether?

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21. Someone needs to build Craigslist for cats.

22. Time does seem to be moving faster these days.

23. How does a 7-year-old have a better six-pack than me?

24. Oh, that monitor’s just for my CVS receipts.

25. Never hurts to find out if your friend is a volunteer before assuming you’ve found him.

26. Tragic, indeed.

27. Hey buddy, the camera’s on.

28. Hey, man, you don’t know how to use it either.

29. Get low.

30. Cities should have to pay for our suspensions.

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31. Are you sure that’s your name?

32. It was a once-in-a-lifetime deal!

33. Uh…just her face would’ve been fine!

34. Just a tip — there’s probably a trash can around here somewhere.

35. That’s not a prank, it’s PTSD.

36. Enjoy the sarcophagus!

37. We were just having a conversation…

38. Now you have to show up.

39. And finally…really hoping that cheered everybody up a bit.

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