These 37 Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Kinda Think I’ve Got An Ab Now

Sigh. I know, I know. It’s Monday. Again. It really does feel like no matter how hard we try, Monday just…persists. On the positive side, my incredibly detailed research predicts that by midnight tonight, it will no longer be Monday (can’t wait to see if I’m right)! In the meantime, though, at least we’ve got these 37 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:

Editor’s Note: While we can’t endorse what X has become, we can bring you the fun moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

1. Nothing like an impromptu speech that’s four hours long.

Summary of tweet: The writer was invited to lecture in Latvia with no guidelines, assumed it was brief, and panicked upon seeing it was scheduled for four hours

2. Hang this in the Louvre.

Blurry photo of two baseball players on a field in action during a game

3. It’s time for you guys to learn about the magic of laundry.

Tweet about a parent humorously explaining frequent towel changes to their kid, highlighting the kid's concern about cleanliness
@MrsGoresDiary / Via x.com

4. That quiet dude is having a rough go of it, eh?

Tweet by Mylee J. Miller jokes about a grammar correction for "quietude" suggesting "quiet dude."
@myleejmiller / Via x.com

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5. There’s always the option of, oh, I don’t know, moving the nest to a nice birdhouse just outside the window?

Tweet about living in a punk house where a bird nested in the bathroom
@greatestdisease / Via x.com

6. This deserves a Michelin star.

Plate with peeled hard-boiled eggs and diced ham arranged in a circle; tweet jokes about peculiar food presentation by the user's father

7. I believe the children are our future.

Tweet by user maya: "I can’t stop laughing because my professor sat us in a circle and said 'none of you are smart.'"
@leavingmecold / Via x.com

8. I stared at this for three full minutes, and I still can’t figure out how this happened.

A sandwich with avocado, chicken, and cucumber rests on deli paper. A tweet above humorously describes the sandwich-making experience at Whole Foods

9. Maybe slightly worse than the vague odor of weed.

A story about a kid using a candle to mask weed smell in a car, which led to the car catching fire
@_RobertSchultz / Via x.com

10. Kind of sounds like what the seller had planned all along…

Collage of a circular, turtle-like wooden dresser with three drawers and a post about a person's partner bringing it home
@gracecamille_ / Via x.com

11. Nothing worse than realizing you could be fooled by Bugs Bunny.

Tweet: A shoplifter tricked the user by pointing behind them, then took an item and ran, leaving the user feeling duped

12. You know what? Close enough.

A cast iron pot on a stove with the lid labeled "Squart." Text above the image humorously questions the label while expressing confusion

13. I think you could have, too.

Tweet about an encounter with a woman whose room had peanut shells on the floor, likened to Texas Roadhouse
@carterhambley / Via x.com

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14. Is this play about me?

A person is looking surprised. A tweet above describes a humorous anecdote about an Uber driver yelling a phrase, then making a cheeky clarification
@alexaldente / NBC Universal / Via x.com

15. Not sure I’d stick my hand into a package-devouring beast’s mouth, either.

Tweet about a delivery mishap where a package was eaten by an animal and the driver reported it instead of intervening
@dontfacetimeme / Via x.com

16. We…uh…almost done.

Tweet about landing at O'Hare, with a pilot noting a ~50 airplane wait, and a 2-year-old child exclaiming, "we done now, Mommy!"
@Katiemoneygrabz / Via x.com

17. What is this, an outfit for Kens?

Man holding a small, crude felt mannequin in a jacket, wearing a casual cap and jacket. Text above describes his surprise at an eBay purchase

18. Just the donut is fine, thanks.

Tweet about a misunderstanding at Dunkin' Donuts asking for a "Boston creampie" and the resulting reaction
@hazumiaileen / Via x.com

19. These actually have the distinct coloration of a Flintstones Vitamin now…

A bottle of ibuprofen is shown in a car, with degraded pills on a person's hand

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20. The Tooth Fairy is stuck in a TSA line, actually.

Tweet by Nicki explaining a conversation where she told her son that tooth fairies are federal employees affected by a government shutdown

21. Thank you for your service, Jiminy.

Screenshot of a tweet joking about adding a live cricket to a PetSmart order to reach a delivery minimum for savings
@ChadJungleLoL / Via x.com

22. That’s not a kid, that’s a mythological trickster.

A person humorously recounts dropping a stroopwafel at Amsterdam airport, where a child did a dance over it while yelling and laughing
@aspenn_colorado / Via x.com

23. Nobody wants an unsolicited tick pic.

A tweet humorously shares images of a tick on different surfaces, with a text response: "Ok don’t know who the hell you are but ok."

24. I have a feeling he realizes you’re the dominant one now.

A person humorously recounts an embarrassing incident of an accidental mishap while trying to fart, resulting in an unexpected mess

25. Can you do a snake?

A twisted balloon shaped like a worm lies on a patterned carpet

26. Computers are getting ruthless.

Screenshot of a tweet by Jelisa Apps showing a form message: "Please enter a valid name" with the name "Jelisa" entered

27. Were you at the Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center?

Tweet about a medical student checking a child's ears in the ER and mistaking the kid's encouragement for their own

28. Thanks for your concern!

Screenshot of a text conversation: "hi can you talk i'm having a panic attack." Reply: "Golfing. Do a push up! Love you."

29. Good thing toothpaste doesn’t expire (it does).

A person bought five tubes of toothpaste to avoid running out, only to discover four tubes already stored on the top shelf of their closet
@NoFilterSkin / Via x.com

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30. Sadly, there’s no way to know.

A hand holds a damaged phone charger. A cat is in the background, appearing curious. The overlay text wonders who could have caused the damage

31. It still works, right? Right???

Tweet by Sam: drain cleaner instructions, forgets for 8.5 hours, reacts with "oh no."

32. This is literal “high art.”

Twelve photos of a cheeseburger in a box, highlighted by a user's humorous comment about taking the pictures while high

33. Your fingertips actually do want you to know about spatulas, though.

Tweet jokes about flipping a quesadilla with fingers and getting burned
@gaythotgirlson / Via x.com

34. Become nocturnal, or you’ll have no clean clothes.

A possum peeking out from the rafters of a wooden structure. Caption below humorously mentions the possum named Steve
@emma__jayne14 / Via x.com

35. Me, too, buddy. Me, too.

Tweet about a mother-in-law buying a museum membership and a child's reaction to the first visit
@beefington420 / Via x.com

36. A good investment, huh? I hadn’t considered that.

Text message exchange about buying a house in DC. The reply mentions high housing costs
@midwest_it_girl / Via x.com

37. And finally…well, that’s one way to make a new friend.

A humorous tweet says someone signed up for a fitness class in Washington and jokingly asked a girl there to be their emergency contact
@seattleiminyou / Via x.com

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