Meet Elon Musk’s Professional Clown Lawyer

Elon Musk and Sam Altman are engaged in a courtroom clash of the titans over the origins of OpenAI, now one of the most important artificial intelligence companies in the world. In San Francisco federal court, they are suing each other in a dizzying series of claims and counterclaims.

In Altman’s corner, there’s an arsenal of elite firms — including Morrison & Foerster and Wachtell Lipton Rosen & Katz — with a long track record representing Silicon Valley royalty.

Musk has turned to a pair of boutique litigation shops. And at one firm, one of Musk’s lawyers is a clown.

Jaymie Parkkinen has been in the trenches of the litigation, signing his name to some of the most contentious discovery disputes. In a July hearing, he singlehandedly faced down three lawyers representing OpenAI and Microsoft in the lawsuit.

Outside of his work, he juggles clown performances and operates his own “Clown Cardio” business.

“All of my comedy friends — none of them can believe I’m a lawyer,” Parkkinen told Business Insider. “And none of my lawyer friends can believe I do clown.”

The art of clowning around

Parkkinen’s clown performances don’t involve any of the “Ronald McDonald birthday party kind of stuff” often associated with the jesters, he said. There are no honking red noses nor rainbow curly-haired wigs. He does not ride onto the stage on a unicycle.

Clown, according to Parkkinen, is akin to the high-concept physical comedy of Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and Lucille Ball. He uses the word in the same way one might say “improv” or “comedy.”

“When you strip away all the social masks that we all wear, if you strip away gender and politics and money and status and power, and you’re just your raw human self without all of the trappings of society — who are you?” Parkkinen said. “And clown tries to answer that question.”

All of Parkkinen’s performances are improvised, and the art form has a lot in common with improv comedy, he said.


Jaymie Parkkinen clown

Jaymie Parkkinen is a serious litigator with an interest in improv.

Jack Hackett



In practice, Parkkinen said, clown performances involve setting up rules for the audience and then breaking them. The interplay between clown and audience reveals something about everyone, he said.

“Clowns use a lot of competitions and feats like juggling because the audience knows what is right and wrong about those things,” Parkkinen said.

As an example, Parkkinen described a performance where he decided he wouldn’t use any words with the letter “M.” He needed to figure out how to keep the show going while gauging audience reactions when he slipped up.

“It kind of becomes like this juggling act, metaphorically speaking,” Parkkinen said. “How can I keep this show going? How can I be a believable character, but also never use the letter M? And the audience is watching closely for those kinds of cues.”

Musk v. Altman

Musk first sued Altman in 2024. The lawsuit sought to stop OpenAI from transforming itself from a tax-exempt nonprofit into a corporation. According to Musk, OpenAI, under Altman’s leadership, wasn’t the altruistic hub of artificial intelligence research for the good of humanity that it was founded to be, but effectively a corporate subsidiary of Microsoft.

Altman, in his own counterclaim against Musk, alleged that the Tesla and SpaceX CEO abandoned OpenAI after briefly being involved in its infancy. Jealous of ChatGPT, Musk wanted to undermine OpenAI so that his own artificial intelligence company, xAI, could lead the market, Altman’s countersuit said. The case is scheduled to go to trial at the end of March.

Parkkinen came to work for Toberoff & Associates out of an interest in intellectual property law stemming from his involvement in the Los Angeles entertainment scene. The firm frequently represents celebrities and artists in legal disputes over their work.

Parkkinen has fought hard in discovery disputes for Musk’s case.

He fought to subpoena Mira Murati, a former OpenAI executive who served as OpenAI CEO amid Altman’s brief ouster and who now leads Thinking Machine Labs. Over objections from OpenAI and Microsoft, the judge sided with Parkkinen in allowing Murati to be served with a subpoena for a deposition after Murati dodged it 11 times.

In a separate eyebrow-raising letter, Parkkinen wrote that Musk “does not use a computer” but that emails from his phone were searched for discovery material in the litigation.


Jaymie Parkkinen clown cardio

Parkkinen launched Clown Cardio after realizing the significant physical effort involved in clowning.

Jeff Lorch



Parkkinen’s artisanal clowning has taken him to unexpected places. He founded a Clown Cardio business after realizing that the physical comedy involved in clown can be a workout. He oversees the hourlong sessions twice a month at a venue in Los Angeles. The concept took off after The New York Times wrote about the program in 2024. He has since taught classes in New York and Philadelphia and said he has received requests to open franchises in Europe.

At one point in his comedy career, Parkkinen was performing clown every other week in Santa Monica and taught clown and improv classes all over Los Angeles.

That part of his life has taken a backseat with the Musk case, Parkkinen said. The intense litigation schedule has kept him focused on legal briefs, metaphorically throwing pies at opposing counsel. (Parkkinen declined to discuss details of the case or any interactions with Musk.)

Parkkinen told Business Insider he plans to soon open his own firm doing legal work “in the intersection of IP and AI.”

He said his clown life has fed into his professional development. So much of litigation, he said, is performance.

“At the end of the day, it’s just about connecting with people, and so is being a lawyer,” he said. “You’re connecting with a judge, a jury, opposing counsel.”

In Parkkinen’s view, the stuffy world of corporate lawyers could use more clowning around.

“Lawyers are often very conservative and kind of miss out on this huge gift that’s right at their fingertips,” he said. “Just take an improv class.”

Visited 1 times, 1 visit(s) today

Related Article

Nvidia’s trillion-dollar run puts pressure on the bulls

BEIJING, CHINA – MAY 14: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang (C) gestures as he prepares to depart following a welcome ceremony at the Great Hall of the People on May 14, 2026 in Beijing, China. President Trump is meeting with President Xi Jinping in Beijing to address the Iran conflict, trade imbalances, and the Taiwan situation

Permutations in Europe: What’s still at stake in final weeks of season?

There’s still plenty to play for across Europe as we head into the final matches of the club season. Here are all the title races, Champions League fights, and relegation battles left to be decided in the top leagues this month. This story will be updated until the end of the campaign. 👉 Jump to:EPL

Brewing a Better Half-Gallon Batch

Today I finally ran an experiment I’ve wanted to try for a long time. If you’re a professional barista—or you run a busy café—this may save you some time. Most coffee shops use 1–1.5 gallon batch brewers (Bunn, Curtis, Fetco, etc.). When I opened Short Sleeves Coffee, I intentionally avoided brewing full 1-gallon batches. I

5 Frozen Breakfasts Chefs Say Keep You Full All Morning

Chef-approved frozen breakfasts with more protein and better ingredients. Eating a healthy breakfast every morning is a great way to start the day, but most people don’t have time to cook. Whether you’re rushing out the door in the morning for work, taking the kids to school or both, there’s usually not much time in

CA scales back plan to ban student use of cell phones

By Carolyn Jones, CalMatters This story was originally published by CalMatters. Sign up for their newsletters. Until last month, California was poised to join nearly a dozen other states that ban cell phones in K-12 schools. But under pressure from school boards and administrators, lawmakers scaled back a bill that would have required such a

BulkQuant Launches AI Trading Bot for Crypto, Forex, and Stock Markets

BulkQuant Launches AI Trading Bot for Crypto, Forex, and Stock Markets

London, United Kingdom, May 15, 2026 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) — BulkQuant has officially launched its AI trading bot platform designed for crypto, forex, and stock market traders seeking a simpler way to automate trading strategies across multiple financial markets. The platform combines AI-powered quantitative analysis, automated trade execution, portfolio monitoring, and adaptive risk management into a

IMF lauds resilient Hong Kong economy but warns of risks linked to Middle East war

IMF lauds resilient Hong Kong economy but warns of risks linked to Middle East war

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has lauded the resilience of Hong Kong’s economy, noting a sustained recovery despite economic activity having yet to return to pre-Covid levels, while warning of downside risks stemming from escalating geopolitical tensions. It also urged Hong Kong to pursue medium-term financial reforms, including the introduction of a goods and services

Smithsonian Presidents Exhibit Reopens With Low-Key Trump Impeachment Mention

For the past year, the Smithsonian Institution has found itself in the awkward position of telling the nation’s story while being supported in part by a government that wants to narrow how that story is told. In December, the White House threatened to revoke funding to the institution if it did not hand over a

Marvel’s Daredevil Follow-up Is Already Dominating on Streaming

A follow-up to Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 on Disney+ has become a massive streaming success within days of its launch. The Punisher: One Last Kill has quickly climbed to the top of multiple charts, beating out other titles on the platform. The MCU television special follows the gun-toting vigilante, who finds himself targeted by

Is Now a Bad Time to Invest?

The market has been on a roll lately, with the S&P 500 (SNPINDEX: ^GSPC) setting new highs throughout May. If you think you missed your opportunity when the market bottomed in late March, don’t fret. The market hitting new all-time highs is not particularly rare and should not change your investment strategy. And if you

6 bids for Hong Kong land sale signal renewed confidence despite market caution

6 bids for Hong Kong land sale signal renewed confidence despite market caution

The Hong Kong government’s first land sale in the current financial year has drawn six bids, according to the Development Bureau, including those from the city’s largest developers, suggesting a more confident outlook for the residential property market. At the close of tender for Tung Chung Town Lot No 54 at Area 106A on Friday

Each Premier League team reranked: Man City rise; Chelsea, Liverpool collapse

Ryan O’Hanlon Close Ryan O’Hanlon ESPN.com writer Ryan O’Hanlon is a staff writer for ESPN.com. He’s also the author of “Net Gains: Inside the Beautiful Game’s Analytics Revolution.”  and  Bill Connelly Close Bill Connelly ESPN Staff Writer Bill Connelly is a writer for ESPN. He covers college football, soccer and tennis. He has been at

Trump departs China after two-day summit

Trump departs China after two-day summit

IE 11 is not supported. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. Trump Wraps China Summit With Xi Jinping: What Are the Results? 05:41 Xi gives Trump rare tour of secret garden at heart of Chinese government 01:04 Now Playing Trump departs China after two-day summit 01:01 UP NEXT Special Report: Trump

Carol Chow was facing a bankruptcy petition by five people over unspecified debts at the time of her death. Photo: Dickson Lee

Embattled Hong Kong developer sued for HK$130 million, days after founder’s death

A Hong Kong property developer has been sued for HK$130 million (US$16.6 million) over allegedly breaching guarantor obligations in two bond subscription agreements, becoming the latest lawsuit to implicate the embattled company and following its founder’s sudden death earlier this week. Lofter Group, known for its urban renewal projects across the city’s core districts, and

Trump’s China visit left chip export issue unresolved

This report is from this week’s The Tech Download newsletter. Like what you see? You can subscribe here. One look at the roster of U.S. execs that cozied up to U.S. President Donald Trump on the 20+ hours flight from Alaska to China on Wednesday and you get a sense of the American delegation’s key focus

Why the Cerebras IPO matters for the AI race with China

Why the Cerebras IPO matters for the AI race with China

Cerebras, an AI chipmaker, saw its shares nearly double on Nasdaq, closing up 70% with a $95B market cap. Cerebras’s powerful chips are key in the US-China AI tech race. Chris Buskirk, co-founder and chief investment officer of 1789 Capital, a key Cerebras investor, says the company’s IPO is geopolitically significant. On Thursday, shares of

Fitbit Air vs Whoop Strap Comparison: Price, Features and AI

The Google Fitbit Air is very much the talk of the fitness tracking town right now, not only because it’s the first new Fitbit device that we’ve had in years, but it’s also one of the first big brands to go head-to-head with the established Whoop Strap (if you don’t count the Polar Loop and

0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x