1.These Target customers who keep abandoning their carts in the middle of the store (and yes, employees have to put everyyything back before closing):
Shopping carts filled with various items, including toys and home goods, sitting in a retail store aisle
2.These customers who decided to inspect cupcakes by flipping them ~upside-down~:
Pack of six cupcakes with white, blue, and chocolate frosting that are smashed up because they were flipped
3.This customer who KEEPS ASKING for the same employee — despite the fact that he’s not working today:
Summary of text: Someone called asking for Justin about a transfer, confirmed he’s off today, back Friday, discussed email follow-up and office hours
4.These customers who removed bricks from a pallet like this:
Bricks stacked on a shelf with an opening in the center, a huge safety hazard
5.And this customer who decided to take the best boards in the pile:
Lumber piled inside a warehouse with some wood scattered on the ground, adjacent to stacks of prefab sheds
6.This entitled eBay customer who wants the order they just made to be delivered, like, right now:
A customer asks if an order for a PC will be shipped
Seller explaining timely shipping and the fact that it’s only been one day since the order went through
Seller complains about customer service and the fact that they want the order by the weekend
Seller responds with the fact that they can check the post office tomorrow but that the seller waited too long to make an order they wanted by the weekend
7.This customer who didn’t want to purchase three separate six-packs…so he literally cut two plants off each:
Potted plants on a wooden table, next to a digital scale and gardening supplies
8.This customer who left a negative tip after their server’s shift ended and a different server had to take over the table:
A restaurant receipt with a total of $66.04. A handwritten note reads, “Service was not good, waitress charged without notifying us!”
The note says: “Services were not good waitress changed without notifying us.”
9.This customer who insisted on buying a $900 canoe for $200:
Online conversation where a buyer repeatedly offers $200 for a canoe listed at $900, despite the seller stating the price is firm
Seller repeats that the price is $900
Buyer inquiring when a $200 canoe will be available, expressing impatience with a sales associate
Seller expresses frustrations with the customer, reiterating the price
Customer complaining about poor customer service related to listing items for sale
Customer criticizes the seller for unfair practices and stating intent to report to Better Business Bureau
10.This customer who thought a mattress store should help them move two years later:
“but two years later when we were moving they refused to help us move the bed”
11.This customer who wanted a customized computer with a HUGE discount:
“I mean do it for your customers”
12.This client who wanted to get a free professional shoot from a successful photographer and offered ~exposure~ in exchange:
“I’ve been nominated three times for a Pulitzer. I’m so exposed I could be naked.”
13.This customer who apparently wanted the seller’s exact address:
“I need to get the address not a store near you”
14.This customer who ghosted, then wanted this special order and delivery right before Christmas:
“I’m not hitting you up again, one week before Christmas, to see if you can make that terrarium.”
15.This “haute couture fashion designer” who wanted to skip the line at a restaurant:
“we are not the restaurant for you”
“actually though, unfollow us.”
“I consider YOU posting my message HARASSMENT”
16.This customer who realllly wanted a delivery for an item when the seller clearly stated “no delivery” on the original post:
“Post clearly state no holds no delivery.”
17.These Airbnb guests who thought their host should move existing reservations with other guests just to accommodate their change of plans:
“she doesn’t want to accommodate, so that’s fine.”
18.This influencer who tried to make a deal to get a $2,800 PC for free:
“Sell 50 systems and you can have this one for free”
“Or you can just buy it for $2800”
19.This customer who left a bad review for an all-you-can-eat (AYCE) restaurant, but apparently left out quite a few details:
“To the person writing this review for the party that acted disrespectfully, you can feel free to contact our restaurant to discuss the mater further.”
20.This client who blamed this trainer for further ruining his marriage — all because they wouldn’t work for free:
“For a combined fitness + meal plan it’s $50”
Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation
“Ok, I’ll send you the plan upon payment.”
“Please I need this”
“If you had a wife you’d understand”
“I’m sorry but I can’t send it to you without payment”
“Go to hell”
21.This helpful customer who tried to get this couch off a seller’s hands:
“If you willing to give for no cost, I could come and move it for u”
22.This “clout page” that reached out to this artist to feature their work — and wanted them to pay for it:
“We don t need it”
23.This “regular customer” who thinks they should get a free cookie after dropping theirs:
A customer complaining that they had to pay for another cookie because they dropped theirs
24.This customer who wants an item over half off…and wants it ~now~:
“250 Now”
25.This customer who showed up to a restaurant with a huge group and didn’t think to call in or make a reservation first:
“With a large group it is customary to make a reservation in advance.”
26.And finally, this person who decided to leave a bad review for a “beautiful” wedding venue they did *not* use because they couldn’t afford it:
“You can find all package details at the website I provided…”
Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation
H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars, r/FacePalm, and r/mildlyinfuriating.